America's Next Top Cougar

Cougar alert!

We're not talking about the Real Housewives Of New York or Atlanta ( like we ever believed they do any form of domestic chores since becoming Missus) .

We're talking about Former Mrs Lorenzo Lamas.

Seperated . Free. And on the hunt for the next hunk. Clearly, her former-hunk-of-a hussy was aging non-too-gracefully.

Look at her, as tacky as she is with her LV tote, that hot pink Leopard print bikini one could spot from space, porn star worthy seven-inch crystal heels, the pseudo-incognito sun hat and giant Chanel Sun glasses and topping it all off with that I-sleep-in-a-tanning bed and I-betcha-couldn't-tell-look, she is hot.

Siliconed, botoxed, fillered and lipoed hot.

No, our mothers don't look like that.

Q .. You gotta hand it to her. Even Paris Hilton will want her surgeon.

All for Kylie

The World knows Kylie, as the pop star who's 'All for The Lovers'.

But get ready for another Kylie to make it big.

Check out Kylie Bisutti .

This hotter than hot model won the inaugural Victoria's Secret Model search 2009 and debuted herself with a triumphant strut down the runway , along with other Supermodels, at the VS Fashion show 2009.

She won raving reviews for her amazing body and legs and girl-next-door-appeal.

Watch out for this girl, she is making waves.

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Oh oh .. Co Co!

Coco

No body has curves like this girl .

Model and wife to Ice-T.

No one sluts it out like she does. Very toned and athletic.

Ice-T : He's a Lucky man.

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Femme Bot ... Kiss Me!

The search for the ultimate 'Femisapien' continues.

By and large, a male robot being the de riguer , robotic geniuses are scrambling to define a male's fantasy of a femme bot.

Some thing which is the epitome of what appeals to the male species.

Something curvy. Poised. High levels of social interactive skills. Personality. The ability to have phun.

To kiss. Hug. Boogey.

So Sega came up with E.M.A , or if you want to humanize her , just call her Emma.^^

Not yet Victoria's Secrets but she'll make you quite happy.

Q .. it'll be sad if she ends up an escort-of-sorts though.

Models are Air-heads

(Need no) Introducing...

The world's Slimmest lappie The Apple MacBook Air.

The Size-Zero of the Notebook world.

.. tilt it on its side and it almost disappears.

Gorgeous model.

Yes, but it's also likely one of its most impractical.

So ridiculous is it's lack of basic amenities due to Apple's obsession with the waif est possible.

Imagine a single USB port. Imagine not being able to play a CD or a CD-ROM. Imagine needing another external hard drive from another Mac just to be able to download anything.

Just like a human model not being able to eat even an ounce more.

But looking absolutely STUNNING. ^^

Q...If you want to be seen with one... you WANT one.

Wink.

Exxxhausted

I'm so dead tired.

Meeting the endless tide of personal and professional demands.

It's obscene.

Q ... eXXXhausted.

Good lord...

Abs-solutely FABulous

Looking good feeling gorgeous?

Not really. What's in your mind and other's can warp one's perception still and ruin everything.

Discrimination against the beautiful and gorgeous.

That's CRAZY.

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The Click on Cliques

Cliques; the phenomena where people bond on the basis of a mutual reliance in the act of strengthening relationships for the sense security and belonging.

It exists in every demographic.

Even when you think there shouldn't be, there still is.
Break the Ice.

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Perceptions are others' alright!

We go about our daily lives trying our darnest to form the right image of ourselves in front of others.

We barely let our guard down because as much as we say that we're open and honest about who we are , in reality, the minute we step out of our homes, we almost immediately put on a mask.

A mask that says that you're attractive, capable, positive to be with etc.

And we go about rebelling that we'll we are who we are and be regardless of what others think of us.

But truth be told, people's perception of ourselves do matter.

Are they condescending? Are they faking it? Are they smitten by you, rather? Or in their eyes' you're the most obnoxious or strangest person on earth.

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Cosmetically Enhanced > So what?

....And the Big Deal being?

As a model, I get this a lot.

" Oh, I've seen him many years ago. He looked different then. He's cosmetically enhanced for sure."

All that gossipy snide borne out of people with jealousy and low self esteem.


Firstly, I've nothing against those who have. To each their own.

Secondly, I mean c'mon, we're almost a decade into the New Millennium and surely we're way pass the Iron Age.

(We should be in the Bronze Age by now, no? ^^)


So who are YOU to judge? Who are YOU to criticize?

I'd rather Pamela Anderson over Rosie O Donnell ANYTIME.

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> Did you hear it from my mouth that I've had some done? NO? Then shut da F up, you toad.

Au revoir YSL

A recent advert featuring a male model (top) intimately emulating an iconic ad which YSL ,himself, did years ago (bottom, w specs).


You know that times are changing when more and more of the World's Fashion greats like Isabella Blow, Shu Uemura and of course, more recently , Mr YSL, himself, pass on.

Christian Dior, Coco Chanel, Yves Saint Laurent .... these are titanic names synonymous with everything high fashion and culturally pivotal.

People who know very little about fashion or who are more into trends (or are simply frumps), will be thinking what is all the big deal about a 'certain Yves Saint Laurent' , passing.

Two Words : 'Haute Couture'

He was known to be a creative genius bar none and also helped launched the careers of some of the biggest black supermodels in the business such as the late Katoucha (who also recently died in a tragic unsolved murder case), Naomi Campbell , whom gave her her first Italian Vogue cover and Tyra Banks, whom was given one of her first big breaks during her early days in Europe.

Well, if you've got the French President Mr. Nicolas Sarkozy and his ex-supermodel wife Carla Bruni, personally attending his wake, you should at least know for sure, that YSL was someone ... BIG.

Very Big. Very Influential.

He will be missed.

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... THE passing of yet another Legend.

Bedazzled

Supermodel Naomi.

Miss Campbell, her name itself conjures, at once, an image of ethereal perfection with her smoldering beauty, panther-esque sleekness and fierce strut as well as the epitome of being beautiful on the outside but not the inside.

Last, she was the face of Swarovski.

Behold and Bedazzled.


Bling-ed to perfection. As if she wasn't already.

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Good? ~Good luck with that.

"Good he says."

The intimidating photographer made this comment at the end of the test shoot.

Haven't I heard this before, umpteenth times over?

In an industry that lies more than it talks, I'm experienced enough to know that it's not a guarantee I'm getting the job.

Not even close.

Fingers continue to cross; but there won't be no sleepless nights for this model.

He knows too well.

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You go Nata !!!

Natasha Galkina: 1ST Runner up for ANTM Cycle 8




She's got the sultry looks, the personality, the spunk, the willingness to learn and push herself and ability to sell herself well and the purity of heart.

This girl had it all.

And when the re-run was on, it was obvious that even the judges could see it and feel it and where rooting for her.

So did folks all over the world.



But, so tragic that she didn't win even though I felt she rocked the runway and all through the entire season.

I really wonder why it's always the better girl that ends up SECOND on Top Model, cycle after cycle.

:(

Other than Danni from Cycle 6, every winner thus far stinks.

I was also rooting for Melrose of Cycle 7, and yes, she ended up runner-up as well.

C'mon Tyra, give the deserving girl her big break!!!

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Ps : Luve ya Nata !!! Go on and rock the world's stage. ")

Sushi for the Ladies...

... and Some Guys. "P

A follow up to the previous post, these are Jap-manga pics of nantai-mori, or the Male Sushi Platter. equivalent

^^

Trust me, this is Food-Art and as I've said earlier in the previous post, its Sensuality-meets-Gastronomy.

So donch ask me why the fellas depicted here look like they're about to be cannibalised.
LOL

Erm, Enjoy? ^^

' I Luv Lu-Shi ! '

A fusion of Sensuality and Gastronomy.

Sushi is not merely food; but a culinary expression of art and delicacy.

Gourmet experience is taken to a whole new level as the model's inherent beauty and energy enhances the exquisite cuisine.

The body temperature is just ideal to allow for the best sushi there is.

The body is fragrance-free cleansed, shaved and laid over with gauze and banana leaves before the freshest and finest sushi-creations are placed over in a Decorative work of Art.

The presentation is elaborate, grand and ritualistic.

Like the purity that is sushi, nyotai mori diners should approach this culinary experience, not as an act of discrimination and perversity, but like the food, is exquisite and pure; celebrating the Beauty and Warmth of a Woman and the celestial touch of a Culinary Master.

Only for the Well-heeled.


For the rest of us, it's Food for Thought... ^^

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>>Oh , BTW, before some readers go all Anti-Feminist on me, there is a Male-version called nantai-mori. it's for those of you who are so over male-strippers on Hen's Night.:)

When will it N?

Can anyone be so insanely and so inhumanely busy to end up messy with their own schedule?

I know I DID!!!!

Was rushing from one job to another and I was rushing the hell thru a meal for what's it's worth and was quickly on my way.

Rushing and the panting. Up the elevator to the floor and was about to step out and then it hit me:

"What day is it today?" " Am I suppose to be here or some where else?"

" OMG !!!!! SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!! "

Shucks!

And that 'somewhere else job' is hella far away.

Not even remotely close by. 'WOULD' have been on time. ...

I need a break , pronto!

Sex-Y in the City

Mighty Marcus : The male model all male models aspire to be. He's reached higher than all.
Singapore Fashion Festival

Date/time: 4 April, 5.30pm

Venue: Tent@Orchard, Ngee Ann City Civic Plaza
(Getit? Pitch a tent? ha ha)

'In celebration of the traditional form of the masculine, “Sex-Y in the City” is a dedicated Men’s Show featuring designer men’s underwear from the likes of John Galliano, Emporio Armani, DKNY, 2(x)ist, Punto Blanco and more. This sensational show, with collections from Milan, Barcelona, Paris & New York, pays tribute to iconic American heroes and the bad boys of rock with the highest paid per-year male supermodel in the world, Marcus Schenkenberg, hitting the runway.'

WOO.

Go there and get one's self-esteem shot down like a blardy pigeon.

It takes one hella Brave soul!! ^^

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Fabulous Flab

Velvet D'Amour

Velvet d'Amour is arguably the World's First plus-sized Supermodel.

She who has modelled for Jean Paul Gaultier , John Galliano and a slew of other designer labels, and has appeared in the pages of numerous magazines world wide such as Bella , Choc , and most notably, Vogue .

Tall, beautiful, curvy, photogenic, confident and full of personality, she started out as a waif model just like any other out there.

There was even a time she suffered from eating disorders.
Struggling with self-esteem issues and other emotional turmoils, took a hold on her life.

All that behind her, these days, she's positive and full of vibrance.

Fashion and photography has always been a big part of Velvet's life. Especially the latter which she continues to indulge in even today.

So, when one fine day in late 2006, the opportunity came for her to strut her stuff once more, when the fashion industry began to turn up their snobbish noses at the unhealthily thin girls who were flooding the catwalks, Velvet was upfront and center.

(Tyra Banks' 'So What?' movement sure helps)

Strutting her stuff down the runway, to thunderous applause, her career as a model, ironically, only then , really took off.

Back then, she was but another struggling model in a sea of anonymous young girls who were hopelessly waiting and seriously starving.

Today, Velvet's FLAB-ULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL.

"Everyone's Beautiful"- JPG, indeed.


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Cow Dawg

Today I was out for yet another out-door shoot.

The location was amazing. The female model, Sherri, is gorgeous and for once, a model who isn't messed up or having 'an Attitute'. Cool.

*Am so havving the hots right now... haha. :P

Anyway, my dawg , Foxxy came along. She's the cutest!!!
Pics up once I get them! haha

Did manage a sneek peek at the shots and I'm excited.

Stay tuned. A:-D

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