America's Next Top Cougar

Cougar alert!

We're not talking about the Real Housewives Of New York or Atlanta ( like we ever believed they do any form of domestic chores since becoming Missus) .

We're talking about Former Mrs Lorenzo Lamas.

Seperated . Free. And on the hunt for the next hunk. Clearly, her former-hunk-of-a hussy was aging non-too-gracefully.

Look at her, as tacky as she is with her LV tote, that hot pink Leopard print bikini one could spot from space, porn star worthy seven-inch crystal heels, the pseudo-incognito sun hat and giant Chanel Sun glasses and topping it all off with that I-sleep-in-a-tanning bed and I-betcha-couldn't-tell-look, she is hot.

Siliconed, botoxed, fillered and lipoed hot.

No, our mothers don't look like that.

Q .. You gotta hand it to her. Even Paris Hilton will want her surgeon.

i, Wild Cat

Rawrrrrr. Grrrrr. :)

I just couldn't resist.

The Ris Low-saga has certainly died down ( maybe a little) but her leopard-prints-speech had made this pattern such a must have on everything.

Actually, it's more the Wendy Williams Camp-meets-Cougar influence that plays a bigger influece for good or for worse. LMAO.

I mean I saw Pierre Goh flaunt one , so I know I gotta have one too ! (Erm, nothing about him; just focus on the phone please.)

Took forever to search but finally found it . ^^)

Rather expensive but me thinks, worth it.

Q