Pop the corn and Seam

The fructose (a.k.a the unhealthiest type of sugar there is out there)levels are off the charts.

The butter-level is not far behind .

And remember , this IS CORN .

So what this means is that the caloric intake for a single movie -sitting is diabetes-inducing , heart vessel-clogging and waist-seam bursting!!!

"Pop the seam! Pop the seam!"

Everything single damn time I indulge, I feel disgusted.

Arrrghh!!!!!

Fabulous Flab

Velvet D'Amour

Velvet d'Amour is arguably the World's First plus-sized Supermodel.

She who has modelled for Jean Paul Gaultier , John Galliano and a slew of other designer labels, and has appeared in the pages of numerous magazines world wide such as Bella , Choc , and most notably, Vogue .

Tall, beautiful, curvy, photogenic, confident and full of personality, she started out as a waif model just like any other out there.

There was even a time she suffered from eating disorders.
Struggling with self-esteem issues and other emotional turmoils, took a hold on her life.

All that behind her, these days, she's positive and full of vibrance.

Fashion and photography has always been a big part of Velvet's life. Especially the latter which she continues to indulge in even today.

So, when one fine day in late 2006, the opportunity came for her to strut her stuff once more, when the fashion industry began to turn up their snobbish noses at the unhealthily thin girls who were flooding the catwalks, Velvet was upfront and center.

(Tyra Banks' 'So What?' movement sure helps)

Strutting her stuff down the runway, to thunderous applause, her career as a model, ironically, only then , really took off.

Back then, she was but another struggling model in a sea of anonymous young girls who were hopelessly waiting and seriously starving.

Today, Velvet's FLAB-ULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL.

"Everyone's Beautiful"- JPG, indeed.


Q

Skinny but FAT

I refer to the ST Urban issue (Thurs, 13 March 2008) .


Its headlining article was about annoying fat deposits that won't go away even for gym bunnies and celebrities.

Look, as much as this is a personal-trainer and plastic surgeon-directed promo masquerading as a coffee table-banter article, this is a sad day in the already sunk-low reputation of Urban.

Celebrities spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for personal trainers, personal cooks, pills , diets and plastic surgery. And are still accused of 'Arm Scallops', 'Neck Wattle, 'Bat Wings', 'Buffalo Humps' and 'Fat Knees'.

How about Mere Mortals who have neither the perfect genes to begin with nor that million dollar job and product endorsement deal?

Will any amount of gyming help?(If they can even afford a gym membership or a condo) Will these poor lads and ladies have the means to afford an arm and a leg just to rid a bit of Tummy? Or god-forbid (!) 'Arm Scallops, 'Neck Wattle', 'Bat Wings', Buffalo Humps' and 'Fat Knees'?

C'mon! Havent' we all have better issues to deal with? Like Education, Moral upbringing, complicated relationships, job challenges and stuff?

It's articles like these that send millions around the world on a spiral decent on personal self-worth and bending over toilet bowls and throwing up after meals almost a trend itself.

>>>

Whether plastic surgery is the New Black (magic) to perfection, is not up to me to comment. To each his or her own.

But people who earn that much and have so much disposable income in the first place, normally don't bother about having six-packs or flab-less arms.

They are too busy fattening their bank balance.

Q

" Will these poor lads and ladies have the means to afford an arm and a leg just to rid a bit of Tummy?"

I'm Lovin It

Yay..... tomorrow is yet another long day of being stuck in campus til late....

So when you are hungry, stuck and left with not much time... what do you do????

Fast food.

Lovin It. :-)

Eyes roll. And roll... and roll.... and roll..... #$%^&*(&*(#

DIDN'T KNOW ONE OF THE PREREQUISITES OF GETTING AN 'A' WAS TO GROW FAT !