Rabu, 09 Januari 2008

Blogger Babes

Dawn Yang

Xia Xue


With the advent of the Cyberspace comes a new type of socialite way more far-reaching in their social (and youth culture) influence than any old-skool socialite of yore could ever imagine.

These girls need not be rich Paris Hiltons to make headlines.

All they need is the right stuff; the right package.

>The right Stuff: Smart, witty, hip and eloguent. And probably already a popular school belle to begin with. And havin lots and lots of opinions.


>The right Package: Relatively easy on the eye (especially in the eyes of pre-pubescent teens), appearing to act cutesy 24-7, a head full of hair extensions. Colored contact lens. And most importantly, a mandatory nose job.


After that, as long as you remain loud and larry, you'll soon have your own reality tv show, your men's magazine centerfolds, your own fan-sites (and diss-sites) and music albums even!

Tah Dah ! Your New-Age socialite. A star. :-)

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