Pussy Cat Dolls Present:

The 'Search' for the Next Doll. Whatta Joke. She obviously don't matter. Might as well grab some skank-whore off the streets; cheaper too. :op


I wonder why only Nicole's in the middle while the other Dolls are blurred-out? (Like you needed a clue...)


Earlier in March 2007, PCD, the multi-platinum sellingburlesque troupe-turned-recording girl group, started a new hit reality TV show called

'Pussy Cat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll" .

Are they kidding? It's like , we all know that that the only member that matters is our dear Nicole Scherzinger.

She's the only girl you can hear and see while the other's can go for a holiday and be back by Christmas and you wouldn't notice.

Does anyone out there even know the names of the other Dolls??

Adding one more member only means they'll have to travel around in a bus (while Nicole continues her royal-rumble in a Bentley).


As the group's founder, Robin Antin, puts it at the end of each girl's elimination:

"It's time to hang up your boa. I'm sorry, you will not be the next Pussycat Doll."

Ultimate Drag Queen meets Stripperella. :p

Anyway, The winner, Asia Nitollano, became the 7th-but-never-was member to PCD. She wisely chose to embark on a solo career.

Good for her 'coz joining the Dolls will only allow Nicole to b*t*h her out of the industry sooner than later. Anyway. :p

Suffice to say, although this show makes for good fluff-in-the-buff, other than a huge publicity stunt for the Pussy Cat Dolls (or just Nicole) and a money spinning machine, WHAT IS IT? :(


PS: The only reason I'd ever tune in, is to see rap-diva Lil Kim.
:-)

Lil Kim, as a (Blow) Doll. ..... Juz Jokin.:op