Dancing Divas , Dogs & Donkeys

I was out hitting the clubs with pals tonight. :p

Was club-hopping, more like it. (a late dinner at Hooters doesn't count :-p) .

7 Clubz in a row, man! LOL

1) Kandi Bar (~1 hours)

2) Fashion Bar (~45 mins)

3) Ministry of Sound (~ 1.5 hours)

4) Pure (~10 mins)

5) Studio 54 (~35 mins)

6) Smoove (~20 mins)

7) Forbidden City (~2+ hours)

As you can see, the amount of time spent in each highly differed.

And it changes all the time. I do spend a hell lot of time in F-Bar on other sinful nights of tryst. LOL

The music, the ambient, the service, the mood, the crowd.

A lot goes into the mix of what's nice, what's tolerable and what's bleah.

Especially easy to sieve it all out if you had a reaaaallllllllyyyyy long day prior. Haha. Yawn.

(B*t*hy and moody getit?ha ha)

Well, the DJ has his own mood swings too so the music is not worth commenting if it just happens to sux on a particular night . So no comments on this.

The ambient, well, no club in The Cannery is particularly bad, so deal with it.

The mood has got a lot to do with whom you're clubbing with , the ambient and music.... an overall impression. U C? Can't say it was bad, so we'll move on.

Lastly , let's talk about the Crowd.

(The gist of this post really. LOL)

Let's consider the deception :

1) The clothes are flattering and fancy. ( read: Slimming)

2) The hair styles are perfect to every strand. (read: facial flaws hiding behind a perfect coif)

3) The moves are rehearsed and deliberate (read: seen from best angles only)

4) The lights are dimmed (read: 'looking' good because of poor vision)

5) The air is filled with smoke from cigarettes and dry ice. (read: Instant air-brush!!)

So every body looks like a million dollars. Every body looks ready to be hit-on and picked up.

Oh is it?

Once the night wears thin.... *Once the lights are turned back on. *Once the smoke dissipates. Once the all the gyrations (and smooching?) had been done and all is sweaty, make-up melted, waxes dissolved....

Then you 'll all go:

EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! HIDEOUS !

This is a best time to sieve out the really good-lookers and 90% of the rest of the population that are only 'average' and are posing the night away.:0)

Guess that hottie is not that hot after all . :p

LMAO.

'Dancing Divas' or 'Dancing Dogs & Donkeys. '

You decide. :)

Bwahahahahaa. Bwahahahahaha. Bwhahahahahaha