Opps ! Barbie did a Britney... Again.

When Britney was an Innocent girl, so was Barbie. :)


Guys don't play with Barbie dolls because of TWO main reasons:-

(Other than something as dumb-a** as 'Social Stigma' which I don't give a sh*t about, btw.)

1) It's more Fun to Drag as her :-p

2) We think a Blow Doll is more engaging. :Op

LMAO.

But...
...when Britney decided to Give you More, so did Barbie. :)


So this , however , USB Pole-Dancer Barbie, a totally useless gizmo no doubt , is something else.

Plug it into your lappie's USB port, slap on a dance floor wallpaper on your screen and turn up the track 'Gimme More' and you'll be having quite an amusing time.

She'll bend, twist, gyrate, spin and prezel just for you. ^^


However,neither B's will strip for you ... so....



... Get a life or some dollar notes ready, Dudes!!! Hahaha .

Dancing With Madonna?

OMG.

Just had a close-up from Britney's now-infamous VMA opening performance where she launched to the world her hot new chart-burning single 'Gimme More'.

Listen to 'BlackOut' and you know MORE is to come. :-)

But before we get to that, is that backup dancer Britney was busy carousing with... Madonna???!

Still trying to up her previous VMA performance where she had her penultimate Lesbian moment with the real Maddie , eh?

Will the real Maddie please stand up? LOL

"Opps ! I Did It AGAIN. "

Britney: Black-ing Out le Competizion

Let's make one point clear, no matter what I write here or what anyone writes about Miss Spears' new album 'Black Out' , good or bad, she'll still sell like a gazillion copies.


I see folks picking up the album at the shelves and heading straight for the payment counters w/o even checking out it's song-listing. Now, beat that.

Point taken? :p

Anyway how, to cut to the chase, 'Black Out' is a not like her past studio efforts.

Past hit-albums like 'Britney' and 'In the Zone' documented her growth both personally and professionally. They displayed her emergence from teeny-bopper pop-tart and Max Martin-Ingenue, to an Independent Club-Goddess and pop-Siren superstar who is fully aware of her sexual-influence in pop-culture.

Given Britney's less-than-perfect public image of yore, a trailer-park of a marriage to K-Fed, 2 estranged kids in tow which she now cannot even mother and her detox-fiascoes, it's hardly a phase in her life which even she would want to call 'growth'.

So, it's not hard to fathom why Britney would rather pretend all that is happening right now in her personal life is either just a well-planned publicity stunt or simply non-existant in the media that she would rather not butter about.

Thus, 'Black Out' represents an album that conveniently 'skips' these traumatic times and becomes a follow up to 'In the Zone'. So expect more of 'have a good time with Britney' sexed-up tempos rather than 'in-your-face' messages of 'get-off-my-back-coz you've no right to size me up' grinds , ala , Whitney Houston's come-back album in 2002 ' Just Whitney' . Imagine a Britney doing a 'Just Britney'.



Considering how soul-less and lacking in accountability on her part, it may actually not be such a bad idea.... if she was to go "It's Britney, b*tch " throughout the entire album; seems enticing enough.

On another note, kids in tow , yes, but Spears is definitely not gunning for Mother of the Year ,so rest assured there won't be no pop-superstar goin all Yo-Mama the way Celine Dion did back thenwhen she had her own beet-root and came out with a ho-hum album called 'Miracle'which was sleep-inducing. Zzzzz... ;p



Perhaps, the only glimpse of Britney wanting to be all perky in these darker times and sick of how her sexed-up image had made her impossible to have a day without putting on an ounce of flab and not get lambasted , is that she's deviated from the club- sounds of 'In the Zone' which the hip-hop and flesh-flashing crazy Americans love and moved towards a more Euro-dance flavor that rave-crazy folks from the other side of The Pond prefer gyrating to.

Even the way her album is packaged says her intended direction for this album. Note the psychedelic graphics that speaks loud-and-raw 80's style.

Perhaps her reputation States-side is so tarnished that she's hoping this slight inflexion could help sustain her world-wide appeal and sales.

Either way, when the album opens with "It's Britney, B*tch!" before launching into a full out sex-machine mode that we've all come to love of her in the international mega hit single 'Gimme More', be prepared to have great time. :-)

Rihanna, Aguilera or Beyonce, cannot yet sleep on their laurels just yet.

You just need to get used to her new public persona that's all. Black it out. :-)

M-O-R-E is good:-)

Come-back Pop Princess Britney (now with two estranged kids in tow) is quite apparently on top of her game once more.

>Nver mind the stiff competition from the likes of Aguilera, Rihanna and Beyonce.

>>Never mind the tatoos and shaven head fiasco.

>>>Never mind the messy divorce.

>>>>Never mind that Britney is hiding behind a corset...

>>>>>Never mind that her kids are motherless... and K-Fed is runing for Father of the Year.

From her upcoming album out later this year, 'Black Out', 'Gimme More' is Spears's highest peaking single in the United States since "...Baby One More Time", having reached number three on the Billboard Hot 100.

It is a tough feat to match her pre-podgy sexual-nymph days when her first 4 albums created history by having each debuting at #1 .... (1) 'Baby One More Time', (2) 'Opps! I did it again', (3) 'Britney' and (4) 'In The Zone' .

And then her mega seller greatest hits album (5) 'My Prerogative'.

But of course, let's not talk too much about her remix album (6) 'B In the Mix' which bombed.

Well, 'Gimme More' is topping charts all over the world and 'less you've been orbiting in space somewhere, you'd have sampled the song somehow and somewhere (illegally or otherwise).

At this rate, 'Gimme More' could well be come as successful as the #1 hit 'Baby One More Time' (Britney's one n onli) , 'I'm a Slave 4 U' (Critically aclaimed and which many felt was what prolonged her teeny bopper career), 'Everytime' and 'Toxic' (Spear's only Grammy Award winning song).

Baby one MORE time? Indeed. Gimme MORE.

It's BRITNEY, B*TCH!

"Gimme, gimme. Gimme, gimme. Gimme... More.", she coos.

Don't we all miss Miss Spears?

The come-hither-highness slithers and purrs like only she can in the most.

The lil ' Pop Princess that had sold more albums in the last 8 years than any other artist you can name (Yeah that's 76 million 4 u) She who had more consecutive #1 debut albums than any other artist.

She who grew up way too fast. And way too publicly.

She who grew from a pre-pubescent sexually confused (but rampant all the same) teenager to proud-mama of two faster than you can spell 'Opps'.

Can the new full-figured Britney (no, she is NOT FAT!... only less toned) still hold on to her crown and remain the princess of pop ?

Or has she already lost it to the likes of the (ironically) now-preggy but still roaring Xtina Aguilera, or the bootylicious Miss-oh-so-Perfect Beyonce, or her royal Duchess -with- the -massive- street -credo Fergie or the stylishly edgy Rihanna?

The Emancipation of BRITNEY

I have to admit: In the past, I never liked Miss Spears.

Always felt that she's got no voice (both singing voice and personal opinion of life and direction) ...and packaged.

Packaged, she definitely is. Her image and music are all Jive Records' work and of course top producer Max Martin's.

Direction? I, now know, she definitely had.

Let's all agree that we have always had this opinion of Britney: 'She's singing something that is more 'us' than it is 'her'. That it is all her producers' idea of making sure that her music 'connected' with audiences...'

NOW , seeing her in and out of rehab, messily divorced, 2 kids in tow at such a young age, an absolute free-loading cow of an ex-husband, ... and all shaved and tatooed .... and acting the part of trailer trash, we now see her free from the gloss sheened around her by Jive.

Suddenly, her past hits make sense.

....'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman'( grown-up and a mum but is still so young and lost), 'I'm a Slave for you' ( she's not sexing it up for herself but for us who love it.. damn us!), 'Over-protected' ( she's needs to be free to make mistakes so that she can learn, not constantly 'puppeted'), 'Everytime' (she wants wings to feel big and to fly away from all the fake-ness and scrutiny)... and of course ... 'Stronger' (she 's ready to grow up and was going into a relationship (albeit a wrong one) to becomes a 'whole' and normal person; filling a void in her lonely-star life;
' Lucky'. ) And, she's definitely proven recently, that she needs to live her own life as she sees fit ' My Prerogative'.

Yeash, finally, Britney is emancipated.

I don't know if 80 million albums (in such a short time!) later, with all this trailer-trash fiasco going on, its hard to fathom if she's got a career left come this September 2007.

But, at least, she's tasted mega success. AND is free, finally.


(In a way, she's fortunate. Madonna and Cher are still chasing fame at their grand dame-age, took so much mess and 14-years with Bad Boy Bobby for Whitney to figure it out, a very bombed out but still-at-it-desperately Mariah; to see her slowly get crushed by it, while younger and direct rivals like Beyonce and Aguilera incessantly trying to out-sing each other and are still lost and dazzled in the fame-game.
Yeash, Britney can at least say, she's been there and done that and can move on with her life... peacefully. And normally... away from the first 20-odd years that were others' rather than her's.)