Botox Barbie

My blog-readers will know this is much like a re-post.

After all, a good album is always worth raving about.

Dolly Parton, the goddess of fake-everything : Fake boobs, small waist, big hair extensions, false eye lashes, impossibly high heels and botoxed everything.

She sings

'Too much make up . Too much hair. Don't let these false eye lashes fool you into thinking I'm shallow... Don't judge by the cover.'

Now, we all love her .

A drag-queen's ultimate Icon , right up there with Tina Turner and Cher.

Even the packaging and title of this album 'Backwoods Barbie', is as Queer as can possibly be.

Haha.. Brilliant.

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Barbie Dolly

Dolly Parton, as we know her to be, all surgically enhanced and preserved, has went a step further (than Cher, even) to ensure that she'll remain the goddess that she is by being a living Barbie.

No further from the truth, her latest album 'Backwoods Barbie' launched earlier this year sees the voluptuous One who's sold more country albums and has had more country hits than any other, literally embracing her iconic image and finally accepting with glee , her position as the music industry's Oldest Living Doll.

No bad thing really.

We all know the big talent that she is( boobs aside, mind you). She's one hell of a fantastic singer whose head tones and range match the Whitneys and Mariahs out there.

Then its no secret that she's quite a prolific song writer and producer.

Indeed, if there was ever a living person worthy of actually being a Living Barbie (no, I'm not talking about the narcissistic slew of celebrities that seeked Mattel out to have a version of themselves made in the likeness), it would be Dolly , herself.

Not surprisingly, the album's been blazing the charts for her.

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>>Ok, and maybe also Tyra Banks , herself , in the movie 'Life Size'.

Apt, indeed.:)